your goose is probably only half-baked at this point

I'd never seriously thought, "Man, I wish there were a way for me to do shots with my colleagues in the middle of the day, in the office, and have no one say anything about it other than 'you're so nice for bringing us treats, molly,'" but now that a) I've done exactly this and b) the results were hilarious , I find I think this all the time . What a world we live in. Quick story:  first rum balls (I think they were bourbon balls, actually) I ever had, a colleague had made some, and brought me one out of pity because I was too shy to go over and ask for one (I have introvert moments sometimes okay?).  I was so happy he'd brought me a treat that I put the whole thing in my mouth straight away, only realizing after I'd started chewing that holy shit this thing is strong .  Delicious, but knock-you-on-your-ass alcoholic.  Said colleague seemed pleased and went away smiling, while I frantically texted my partner that we were taking the bus home bec...

I learned how to make a really stupidly outstanding orange-glaze tofu  yesterday, but didn't have anything good to serve it on (the quinoa mix I initially tried was an utter, devastating FAILURE). Tonight, I made the tofu again (and by the way, it's so good, I'd totally make it by itself and eat it straight from the pan) and made some veggies to go with because, hey, veggies! I expected it to be good. I mean, how could it not be? Tofu prepared  in a way I knew  I liked, served atop foods prepared in a way I know I like - that sounds like a recipe for success, doesn't it? I wasn't expecting it to be this  good, though. The flavors and textures all combine into something that really just ... I don't know. I usually try to be funny in my blog-posts, but this meal is so straight-up unbearably good - and good for  you, when does THAT ever happen - that I'm all out of jokes and really just want to share the recipe with the world. Here it is. Try it. You'll...

I've declared May 2014 to be "no-meat May," which means that I will neither cook nor consume any meat or meat product. This means, in addition to no crab-cakes or chicken breast, no chicken or beef bouillon. Since it's just a month - 31 days - I'm pretty sure I can handle it. The best part of no-meat May is that David doesn't know about it. I'm not telling him; you'd better not tell him, either. I'm collecting bets on how long it'll take him to notice and either a) directly request meat, or b) ask if we're going vegetarian. My bet is that he'll make it at least to 24 May before he asks. My colleagues and direct reports are far less optimistic - I've had bets for 24 hours in, 8 days, 18 days, and two weeks. Thanks, guys. Anywhosit, this is the first new recipe I've made as part of no-meat May (the first was black-bean sweet potato chili, sooo good). It's ridiculously easy, stupidly delicious, and on top of that, g...