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Funny story for you. Thursday, we ran out of fresh salad greens, so we popped by the grocery and picked up two big tubs of greens.  Saturday, our farm share portion arrived, containing a smaller-but-still-substantial tub of fresh greens, and a smaller-but-spicier tub of microgreens. Sunday, I drove my partner to the airport so he could go see his grandfather, who had had a stroke and was in need of family to keep him distracted from hating his physical therapist. Which meant that I was facing a week alone with what measured out to approximately one (1) metric fuck-tonne of fresh greens.  Like, enough that it would be PLENTY for two people. I am one people.  You may see where this would cause concern. Except not for me!  I've totally  got this.  "I'll just eat salad for breakfast, lunch, and dinner the whole week you're gone!" I announced to my partner, who looked at me like that was the worst thing he could imagine.  "Either I'll be the healt...

Once upon a time, I signed up for a Farm Share, and in our first delivery, received beets.  Now I don't like beets, but I've never had a fresh beet, so I thought, fine, maybe I can turn this into something I'll like.  Went out and found a great recipe, came into the kitchen ready to expand my palette ... only to peel my beets and discover that they were, in fact, turnips. WHOOPS. So I quickly googled around for a recipe and came across this lovely recipe , which I have of course adapted because have you met me .  And you know?  It made arguably the most delicious roast vegetable salad I've ever eaten.  Unexpected victory is still a victory, y'all. This instantly entered into my rotation of "stuff molly will make when she doesn't have the energy to make something," and that  is a prestigious award in anyone's book. Turnip for What Salad Ingredients (for two salads) 2 whole turnips (I use scarlet 'cause that's what my farm share...

It ain't green but it's Yogurt and really, Yogurt > Yoda every day of the week, fight me. ... and may the schwartz be with you! Yogurt's Pumpkin Pie Yoda Ingredients 6 oz plain, unsweetened yogurt ---> 18 oz tripled 1/4 cup plain pumpkin puree ---> 3/4 cup tripled 1/4 tsp cinnamon ---> 3/4 tsp tripled 1/4 tsp pumpkin pie spice* 3/4 tsp ---> tripled 1 Tbsp maple syrup ---> 3 Tbsp tripled Instructions Combine all of the above. Whisk to combine. Yeah, that's really it.   A few items of interest: This recipe makes two servings. I use a yogurt maker and make my own yogurt.  It's freakin' awesome.  Much nicer for the environment, too, since we're buying far fewer plastic yogurt containers, while still eating a tonne of yogurt. I can triple this recipe and get it all to fit into an old yogurt container, which means I don't have to measure every time, and at the end of a work day bookended by a bike commute?  That...

Read the ingredient list and the title'll make way more sense. Procured this recipe from this delightful site and made it for my mother-in-law.  She liked it far more than she usually likes healthy cooking.  I like maple syrup yogurt as a topping for mine, though one can never go amiss with butter and maple syrup . TOP THEM WITH FLIGHTSUIT ORANGE & BANANA GLAZE OMG IT'S SO GOOD. <cough> Oh, and if you make them in a Star Wars  waffle iron, they're good for you and  fun. WHIMSY.   Regular-ass Waffles Ingredients 1/2 cup rye flour 1/2 cup whole wheat flour 1 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp cinnamon Dash salt 2 Tbsp brown sugar  OR 2 Tbsp white sugar + 1/4 tsp molasses 1 cup milk (I used whole cow milk, but any milk should be fine) 1 tsp vanilla 1 egg OR 1/4 cup pack puree pumpkin 2 Tbsp oil (I used olive oil) Instructions In a small mixing bowl, whisk together the dry ingredients. In a 2-cup liquid mea...

Pros of this meal: - fast - full of healthy ingredients - tastes like heaven - made from things I have around the house - makes a good lunch OR dinner - no seriously it's delicious Cons of this meal: - i am not eating it RIGHT NOW - okay i am now, carry on ( Originally posted with a lot more hassle and ingredients, but I've since fixed it so it's easier, faster, and more likely to happen around here.  You're welcome).   TIE Fighter Spinach & Chickpeas with Peanut Sauce Ingredients 2/3 - 3/4 cup peanut butter (I eyeball this.  Don't work too hard.) 3 Tbsp honey 2 cloves garlic A few shakes red pepper flakes (and by a few I mean SET THE DISH AFLAME) 1/2 cup water 1 Tbsp lemon OR lime juice (I often don't have lime juice, so) 3 Tbsp soy sauce Some oil for the frying pan 1 lb frozen spinach 15-oz can chickpeas, drained Something to serve the spinach mix over.  I have successfully used: - soba noodles (one bundle for two serv...

In my quest to a) eat healthier and b) replicate the amazing soba salads at  Bon Me , I have stumbled upon  a delightful recipe  for spicy Moroccan-inspired chickpeas.  However, the recipe is buried under too much scrolling through words and pictures I don't need when I'm hungry , and then when I'm trying to follow the recipe, it throws up pop-ups and calls-to-action and that makes me hangry , which nobody needs. So!  Here's my version of their recipe, ad-free and prefaced with only one photo and very little text.  You're welcome. Bowl full o' healthy Spicy Chickpea Salad Ingredients 1/2 medium yellow onion, coarse-diced 2 cloves garlic, minced Spices: - 1 Tbsp chili powder - 1 Tbsp cumin - 1 tsp garam masala - 1 tsp tumeric - 1 tsp sea salt - 1/4 tsp cinnamon - 1/8 tsp cayenne pepper 28 oz tinned chickpeas, drained 28 oz tinned diced tomatoes WITH liquid 2 cups frozen spinach For the rest of the salad, I include: - Greens - Shre...

It's all fun and games until someone gets their arm chopped off. Mos Eisley Roasted Vegetables Ingredients 1/2 lb (15, yes I counted) frozen Brussels sprouts 1 large carrot 1 large or 2 small parsnips 2 tsp olive oil 1/4 tsp coarse salt Gratuitous black pepper Instructions - Preheat oven to 425*F. - In a small mixing bowl, microwave the Brussels sprouts for a minute or two. - Cut the carrot into 1" pieces, halving the pieces where the carrot's thick (so you only have cylinders that are no bigger around than a marker, maybe). - Do the same for the parsnip. - Halve each of the Brussels sprouts, once they're out of the microwave. - Dump all of the veggies into the mixing bowl with the oil, salt, and pepper. - Toss with a rubber spatula until everything's all even-coated 'n stuff. - Arrange on a silpat on a baking sheet, turning the Brussels sprouts so that they're cut-side up. - Bake 40-50 minutes or until the Brussels sprouts are ro...